Dungeons & Dragons - Roleplay Hints(in a funny way) ^^

[KyoMoonlit]

1. You do not talk about the dungeon.

2. You DO NOT talk about the dungeon.

3. If you meet a little girl in the dungeon: RUN!!

4. If the GameMaster asks: "Are you sure?" Leave it.

5. If your group guards the back, you're going to be attacked from the front.

6. If your group DOESN'T guard the back, you will definitely be attacked from behind.

7. Monster DO NOT flee. They regroup.(^^)

8. If the rogue forgets to search for traps, there is one.

9. If your team meets a beautiful woman in the dungeon, who likes you at the very first moment, kill her.
Coz she's never what/who she pretends to be.

10. The dragon does not sleep. He waits.

[Mythica]

Us hould talk alittle Ice he is OLD role play gamer

[KyoMoonlit]

Us hould talk alittle Ice he is OLD role play gamer

ice? you mean Icewolf? ^^

xD

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Don't sit on the left side of the GameMaster, if he's a righty. He dices with the right hand and points his left at you:
"The dragon attacks."

If there's a chest in the middle of the wood, next to the road: Ignore it and move on.

Don't talk about trap doors, coz the flexible GameMaster notices, that he forgot one of those and attachs
it quickly under your feet.

A riddle can not be solved by "trial and error". The diligent GameMaster would NEVER allow that. (^^ OH yes.. *exp*)

Traps can be linked. The GameMaster knows that.

[Mythica]

Yupps i mean my old fart ^-^ Mine ice ^-^ i luuuvv you hunniee

[Delano]

Kill her!! i like the last rule so funny

[KyoMoonlit]

Kill her!! i like the last rule so funny

haha xD right?!! I like that one too ^^

sry I haven't been on in a while >.< they need a lot of attention ^^''

[Linwe]

Very funny and so true...those sneaky, evil, and forever altering things in the middle of gameplay of GMs.

[KyoMoonlit]

haha xD thought it was time for an update xD so here I go ^^

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If the GameMaster tells you:"I'll draw a map of the room you're in, so that you're able to imagine the situation."
Pull out your weapon! ^^
In the next encounter is a fight unavoidable - diplomacy futile! xD

^^

Hint for the GameMaster:
Hoods are ALWAYS suspicious, no matter how the weather is.

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