The Drinking Joke!!!

[GoddessTika]

A happy couple walks in a bar and sits down at the bar and orders drinks. Before long the man has got to get up and take a wizz. As soon as the man leaves, a drunk man sits down in the boyfriends sit and leans over to the girl. The man says "I want to kiss your neck and rub ur shoulders ... " the girl tries to ignore him. The man tries again "I want to lick u up and down ... ". She tries to move a little bit away from the man. The man tries one more time, "I want to flip you up-side-down and fill ur hole with beer and drink it alllll out ... ". After being ignored for the last time the man got off the sit and moved away. Soon after, the boy friend returns and she give him this funny look. "oh my god, there was a guy here who said nasty things to me" The BF says "what he say?" ... "well" she started, "he said he wanted to kiss my neck and rub my shoulders..." The BF got out of his chair and cracked his knuckle, the GF keep going, "he also said he wanted to lick me up and down ...". The BF takes his jacket off and rolled up his sleeves getting ready to kick the drunk mans butt. "He also said that he wanted to flip me up-side-down and fill my hole with beer and drink it allll out.... " Well, the BF sat back down and started to drink his beer again. She looking at him and asked "Well, aint u goin over there and kick that guys ass???" The BG looks at her and said with a honset look "Sweetheart, ... i can respect a man that can drink that much .... "


Hope it made ya smile kiddies

[Nanayo]

[GoddessTika]

its like a super old joke no lie

[SoonLight]

Ewwww!!

But funny

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