Fred in the locker room

[Guest]

Fred's in the locker room of the golf club and the phone rings, so he answers it on speakerphone. The others hear a woman`s voice say "Darling, I just came from the car dealership, I know we can`t afford the Porche but can I at least buy a Merc?" Fred says "I`ve reconsidered, you can buy the Porche dear" "Oh THANK YOU sweetie!", she says. "But what about the new house? You said we couldn`t afford to offer over 450k?" "Forget what I said", says Fred, "Tell them we`ll buy it for 600K but only if they sign all the paperwork by 4 pm today... and while you`re on your way to the real estate, buy yourself a mink coat" "Oh darling, thank you so much!" she gushes, "Bye" and hangs up.

Everyone in the locker room is looking at Fred with newfound respect, then he holds the phone and says "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[Linwe]

HAhahahaha I thought it was gonna come to that.

[Guest]

LMAO!!!!
too good

[SoonLight]

LMAO...There is gonna be one broke man come morning.

[Guest]

lol I thought it would be a fred video from youtube when i saw the title:)

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